August | 13•2007
filed under "Random"
 
So, rumor has it and i kid you not, Jessica Alba has herpes... supposedly. i really wish i was kidding, but im not. she may have gotten them from Derek Jeter who has been called a serial celebrity dater. a former assistant to the guy she dated blabbed about having to get valtrex for her all the time and laragmag.com (which ive never heard of) got a hold of the info and now its everywhere. no one has been sued, no ones has been hushed up, and now its gotten off the internet even, now its on the radio and everywhere, still no one has stopped this whirlwind rumor... because i think... Jessica Alba... is probably wishing herpes kills you about now.

the tricky question is: " how many of the hottest biggest names have it now?" Jessica Alba has gone on record saying A) she likes older men, and B) she likes to sleep around. the answer is a daunting question. ive stolen a graphic from someone else's website that should be able to scare you into tearing the posters pinups off your wall for good.

now just to be clear, there is no cure for herpes. thats what makes it so ufcked up! what can you do if you have it? nothing.... well maybe invest in valtrex.

i really cant tell if this is horrifying... or funny.

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