today i went to lunch with my coworker. she and i went to the nearest good pizzaria and like any of us do, we totally over-ordered. we got two personals, and cheesy bread sticks. the bread sticks come in a medium sized pizza box and are as big as a medium pizza. ill get to that in a second. now, the pizza was great and the personals are absolutely enough for lunch. when we looked at the bread sticks i realized that we could each only eat about 2 or 3. they were exceptionally good and unfortunately filling.
a lot (out of the 6) of the girls in her dept are on diets. you know. the starve yourself but do no work diets that don't work because you eat.. you know.. food, eventually. and she gets the hot idea to bring the cheese sticks back. to that environment. ohhhhh man. i get to my desk and sit down and work, and she emails me in 5 minutes and says, "annnd all the cheese sticks are gone!!!"
everything i can think to say about that would get my fired or anger them all. so we can all just sit and look blankly at the screen for a while as we try and realize that a bunch of people who snack all day and call it a diet (except the pregnant girl, who is still thin as a rail except the baby) tore through the heavily cheesed, diet destroying bread sticks (knowing how many excessive calories cheese and extravagant breads have in them) like a pack of crazed giant unfed prehistoric jackals with lasers for teeth.