Now that wrath of the lich king is out and i am over the idea that i can just rush in and start killing everything and rush to level 80, reason has started to take over. now reasonably speaking, you cannot play an MMO (massive multiplayer online) game by yourself. thats just not the purpose of the game. now granted i can do things alone. but its no fun and its just not the way to play. i realized i needed a partner in crime.
I've decided to give you all a chance to go up against my grading curb.
OK that compatability chart has had me laughing for the last 5 mins. Coworkers think I'm insane now. If there is a violent coup because my team thinks I've "lost my touch", it's on you. There will be blood on your hands my friend.
being a sidekick-ass bitch is easy. you just follow and heal and res... teabag when necessary (or able), rinse, and repeat. its the answering to the term, "bitch" that kind of sucks. except with you run and leave your partner for dead and they're like, "I cant believe you ran off like that you little bitch." and you're like, "meh." and then you teabag them, and then resurrect them.
if they, your team, thinks you're insane they will be too afraid of you to try and stage a coup. I've been telling you for a while you've been doing things wrong. in my opinion, you should randomly just grab one of them and brutalize them and leave them harmed and defeated in the middle of the isle for all to see. it should keep them in line and remind them not to tempt your wrath. there will be no revolution.
I'll let you know how the "brutalize" option works for me. If you don't see me online for a while, check the Denver news for "New California guy ruins things for Denver people with their crime". They are hatin'-ass-haters here
remember, you don't need to kill. just choke em until their weak from lack of oxygen and the slap them as they fall down on the ground breathing heavily. alternatively, you could shake them and drag their flailing reluctant body across a couple tables or desks and then fling them to the floor amidst their belongings. the key here is to do it "for no reason" the first couple times, just snap and randomly do these things. remember, nothing too horrible, that way they don't get the urge to call the cops. you just want the fear... not the warrant.
Don't let Siobhan read this or you will have her doing this to you and Monkey. i don't want to give her ideas.