H2O - Hip Hop is dead?

January | 16•2008
filed under "Random"

Several things are going down, and all of them are pretty boring so i might embellish things a bit in order to make it all more interesting. for you. i mean, honestly, i pretty much sit in front of the computer and dream of going out and doing stuff or playing video games in HDMI on the other TV. but Jamie takes over that TV so she can watch HD Cable cop/chick shows and then get all grumpy that im playing video games in the office all night. she doesnt seem to realize the two are related. she often releases scorpions into the office all over my computer, which hasnt worked yet, due to my trusty knives and catlike-reflexes.

yesterday Jamie sent me to the dentist where i fought against the Doomicon Robonaut army using nothing but the tools which a dentist uses every day. i had discovered that candy was planted on earth to destroy us via tooth decay. i confided this to the dentist and the dental assistant (a planted agent of the Doomicon Robonauts) overheard us and went berzerk. it turned out the dentist was trained well and defeated the robonaut. he unstrapped me and we made for the door. i grabbed one of those dental mirrors as the drill was corded into the wall. i was able to save Nicki in passing and despite her pregnant girth i was able to carry her out of the dentist office... while she was in a small car... eating a cake... i mean ten cakes.

i sky-walked (its like walking with a pimp-stride, only flying) back to the house and finished Assassins Creed which was an experience that has left my mind confounded and abused. when i turned off the XBox it was because my mind couldnt attach itself to anything coherent. the finale of Assassins Creed doesnt insinuate sequel as some have said. No, in fact, it demands it! then uhm, lucky the Doomicon Robonauts charged in having heard of my XBox live achievements on Assassins Creed and upgraded my status from mostly harmless to genocidal threat. rightly so.

development-wise, ive added a youtube video link to the index of the site, so that i can link anything i like on youtube without a bunch of trouble. basically i can go to the back-end of the site and just paste the url into a input field and hit "watch". bam! live footage of the Doomicon Robonaut invasion... or me in one of my most expensive sports cars and footage of my Harem in Brazil.

once again i am guild leader of Darkspear Voodoo. ill be putting up a Forum soon. seems that Bellinda/Nicole has returned to us and is dragging people with her as usual. it must be heaven to be a girl gamer. people always seem to want them around.

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Timm || January.16.08

ive always thought that, i just now realized its true. when i say my guild was dead. i mean dead. i left my own guild hoping it would make my girlfriend play with me again. but she didnt, she wont even come back to my guild (she likes the other guild leader better). there were 5 of us, now in one day there are 10 of us. Nicole doubled our consistent number in one hour. and if that seems small, you dont know how picky i am. i just dont like most people. she said she has someone else who is coming back as well. its really her guild, i just sit there and look pretty.

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