September | 26•2007
filed under "Video Games"
 
This 2.2 aint no WoW patch, this is a disaster!! Aside from just the crashes and etcetera, the patch notes fill me with ill omens... they buffed everyone at 2.0 and then they started scaling back on those same increases. no one seems to notice that they increased haste only to revert it.. they're more upset about the duration decrease of sap and the increase of pally buffs. it all spells one thing... Druids are law at blizzard... and we shan't be killing them at all anymore.

Point 1:
"Haste: Haste has been rebalanced. It has returned to the ratios from the launch of Burning Crusade. Melee attacks and spell casts will now benefit at identical rates from haste. This change results in a reduction in the benefit of haste for melee attacks and an increase in the benefit for spellcasters."

man, that sure would suck if you were trying to kill a class that could heal themselves or insta-shape-shift and flee at high speed...

Point 2:
"Troll Berserk: The spell haste on this ability was incorrectly too high and has been corrected."

oh... so i guess that kind of makes the troll racial percentage bonus damage against beats leveled out since they can run out of range after mangling you and shape-shifting out of frost nova.

all of that = "Stop killing druids, they are immortal, k thnx. - Blizz"

class adjustment breakdown:
•Druids: Repaired and buffed.
•Hunters: NERF NERF RAPE NERF
•Mages: NERF NERF NERF BURNED
•Paladins: Buffed and fondled.
•Priests: cuddled and buffed.
•Rogues: NERFED to The Gallows!
•Shamans: NERFED, CHOKED, and then issued an apology
•Warlocks: Given 17 Handjobs
•Warriors: uhm... yay? *flinch*

you know what would be cool is if the audio chat was actually implemented in this patch like they said it would be.
*sigh*

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