So the baby hasnt come yet. All of the other babies have come and our own is still chillin'. This is mostly my fault for being a procrastinating bastard and passing it on to my daughter. Furthermore, to all of the people i have lashed out at and hated on for the past couple of days, you should know, its very stressful watching your wife have agonizing contractions for two days or more. Examples of some of the cranky things i have said to others maybe include but are not limited to conversations like this:
Timm: so yea. any time now i will have a daughter
Timm: who knows, maybe they will let me work from home and eat cheetoes like you
Mike Doescher: ahhh yeeaaah
Timm: this morning my wife said the contractions are getting worse
Mike Doescher: whos that carseat for in your car
Timm: YOUR KID FOR WHEN I TAKE YOUR WIFE OUT
Mike Doescher: ohh
Mike Doescher: nice
Timm: i have to re-seat it. the fire dept guy said it should go in the middle
Mike Doescher: thats what they say
Mike Doescher: thanks for not leaving the kid behind
Timm: WE LIKE TO LET HER WATCH
Mike Doescher: lucky I'm 1.5hr away
it just keeps going like that for a while as we talk about one of the computers in his department that has a virus. But yes, my conversations are commonly like that. It's how i vent my frustration. I'm sorry again.
Update: As i clicked finish, my work phone rang and my wife let me know that it was baby time. my daughter was born at 9:54pm. I am a daddy.